TurtleBoy If Aaron Hernandez Trial Comes To Worcester I Have An All-Star Turtleboy Sports Jury For Hot Justice WorcesterHerald, October 2, 2014 Link
TurtleBoy Angry Marine Is Demanding Turtleboy Sports Stop Blogging Because You Can’t Say Mean Things About The Big E WorcesterHerald, October 2, 2014 Link
TurtleBoy Any New England Patriots Fan Who Isn’t Furious With Bill Belichick And Bob Kraft Is a Fraud Pink Hat WorcesterHerald, October 1, 2014 Link to blog
TurtleBoy Skirt Wearing Scotsman Didn’t Like The Big E Blog, More Slug Rakes Threaten To Sue Turtleboy Sports WorcesterHerald, October 1, 2014 Click to link
TurtleBoy Syracuse, Notre Dame Drunk Fan Fight Just Restored My Faith In Irish Fans WorcesterHerald, September 30, 2014 TurtleBoy Sports
TurtleBoy Marcus Luttrell Acting Like A Bad Ass To Dudes Who Will Want His Daughter Is A Really Bad Look For Men WorcesterHerald, September 29, 2014 Link to TurtleBoy blog
TurtleBoy Angry Apple Orchard Dad Somehow Emasculates Himself Even Worse With Hilarious Blog For Time Magazine WorcesterHerald, September 27, 2014 TutrtleBoy post
TurtleBoy If Red Sox Fans Would Stop Giving Derek Jeter Nostalgia Handjobs, That Would Be Great WorcesterHerald, September 26, 2014 Link
TurtleBoy Turtleboy Sports Needs To Stage Drama, Get Suspended, Like Bill Simmons Did With ESPN WorcesterHerald, September 26, 2014 Link
TurtleBoy Ladies Night At TBSports: Will Women Read Our Official Rankings Of NFL Teams Blog? WorcesterHerald, September 23, 2014 TurtleBoy Post
TurtleBoy TurtleBoy: Signs We Are Near The End Of Civilization, Utah Man Forced to Defend Home Against Polygamist Female Ninjas WorcesterHerald, September 23, 2014 Column
TurtleBoy TurtleBoy: Ray Mariano, WHA Come Up With Plan To Get People On Public Housing To Get A Job, HUD Cancels Because WorcesterHerald, September 22, 2014 Click here for blog
TurtleBoy Double dose today: The “Race Police” Are Running Out Of Stuff To “Bitch” About, So They Are Branching Out to Sexism WorcesterHerald, September 22, 2014 TurtleBoy Column
TurtleBoy Local Dad Flips Out Because Of “Offensive” Sign At Northborough Apple Picking Farm That Implies That Dads Are Fun People WorcesterHerald, September 22, 2014 TurtleBoy column
TurtleBoy Hipster College Explains All The Ways You Don’t Realize You’re a Racist Misogynistic Dooshnozzle WorcesterHerald, September 20, 2014 TurtleBoy column
TurtleBoy Turtleboy Sports Gets Exclusive Interview With RI Governor Candidate Al Dente – The Only Man Who Can Save America WorcesterHerald, September 19, 2014 Link to Turtleboy sports
TurtleBoy UMass Officially America’s Team Because Penn State Morons Are Planning a “Joe Out” To Support Child Molester Enabling Coach On Saturday WorcesterHerald, September 18, 2014 Link