TurtleBoy Can Worcester’s Best Attorney Anthony Salerno Save Idiot Who Stole Cell Phone From Woman Killed By Boston Subway Train? WorcesterHerald, November 9, 2014 Link
TurtleBoy One Year Later: Lunenburg Football Rebounds After Parents Tried To Frame Them By Spray Painting Racist Grafiti On Their Own Home WorcesterHerald, November 9, 2014 Link
TurtleBoy Oxford Woman Steals Bartender’s Teeth, Hits Her With Bottle For Stealing Her Man And Denying Her Booze WorcesterHerald, November 7, 2014 Link
TurtleBoy Pictures From Erika Murray’s Blackstone Home Prove Ray Rivera III Should Obviously Be Arrested Too WorcesterHerald, November 7, 2014 Link
TurtleBoy Governor, Referendum Election Results Prove Democracy Doesn’t Work, Cambridge Is An Embarrassment WorcesterHerald, November 6, 2014 Link
TurtleBoy Worcester Tech KKK Costume Taught Us All A Very Valuable Lesson WorcesterHerald, November 5, 2014 Link
TurtleBoy Clown Show Denver Media Won’t Stop Insisting Peyton Manning Is Better Than Tom Brady WorcesterHerald, November 3, 2014 Link to TurtleBoy
TurtleBoy TurtleBoy, you will be missed WorcesterHerald, October 21, 2014 Looks like the blog has gone private and the Facebook and Twitter seems down..
TurtleBoy Assumption College Bomb Threat Dude Might Be Worst Terrorist Ever WorcesterHerald, October 17, 2014 Link to column
TurtleBoy Turtleboy Imposter Goes On Buffalo Radio Show, Bills Fans Continue Hilarious Butthurtness WorcesterHerald, October 17, 2014 Turtleboy link
TurtleBoy Better Call Anthony Salerno: Turtleboy Needs Legal Help From Impending Buffalo Lawsuits, Claims That He Is Brian Long WorcesterHerald, October 16, 2014 TurtleBoy link
TurtleBoy Buffalo Fans Prove They Are The Most Vile Creatures On The Planet After Patriots Routine Bills Facializing WorcesterHerald, October 14, 2014 TurtleBoy
TurtleBoy Obama Explains How the “Worcester Zombie” Supporter Thinks WorcesterHerald, October 13, 2014 Link to TurtleBoy
TurtleBoy Worcester Boobs Have Magical Cultural Journey Through Buffalo For Patriots Weekend WorcesterHerald, October 11, 2014 Link to TurtleBoy
TurtleBoy Top 11 Reasons It Sucks To Be From Buffalo – Turtleboy Crew Heads To Bills-Patriots Battle For First Place WorcesterHerald, October 10, 2014 TurtleBoy Link
TurtleBoy Can Anthony Salerno Save Amanda Bynes From Yet Another DUI Charge? WorcesterHerald, October 8, 2014 TurtleBoy
TurtleBoy Cornel West Wants To Revoke Barack Obama’s “Approved Black” Status WorcesterHerald, October 8, 2014 Link
TurtleBoy Lost Old Lady Pittsburgh Pirates Fan Wanders Into Giants Dugout During Playoff Game With Hilarious Consequences WorcesterHerald, October 4, 2014 Link
TurtleBoy Patriots’ Aaron Dobson Didn’t Play Monday Night Vs. Chiefs Because Josh McDaniels Can’t Get Along With Any Players WorcesterHerald, October 2, 2014 Three TurtleBoy articles in 12 hours Link